Friday, January 13, 2006

Never, never

Okay this won't be a full on post, just some advice.

No matter how funny you think it is, or what a good joke it would be do not casually refer to your wife as "Nanny McPhee." She won't think it is funny and you will waste a lot of time trying to explain yourself.





"Nanny McPhee"

4 Comments:

Blogger nicolas said...

Also, never refer to your girlfriend as "Chuckles". In the grand scheme of things, this would be the equivilent of a Nazi Communist cutting down 6 billion acres of protected rainforest while clubbing cute baby seals and bunny rabbits.

Man, I heard about that one for WEEKS! Apparently, fat people are referred to as "Chuckles".

Another no-no is, when talking about the woman in France who got the face transplant and how she must feel, saying "Well, you'll never have to worry about it, because you don't need a face transplant".

Yet another no-no is when she says "I look hideous today!" to say "Honey, you don't look hideous."

I think women bait us into saying really really really stupid things. At least that's what I tell myself...

7:22 AM, January 18, 2006  
Anonymous Aardvark said...

I can't believe you needed to post that one. Funny!

5:21 PM, January 27, 2006  
Anonymous Steph said...

You mean Nanny McPotter Snicket.

and yes, that's horrible!

10:38 AM, March 07, 2006  
Blogger Jonny10 said...

Nanny McPotter Poppins Snicket and the Wardrobe

10:42 AM, March 07, 2006  

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