Friday, January 13, 2006

Never, never

Okay this won't be a full on post, just some advice.

No matter how funny you think it is, or what a good joke it would be do not casually refer to your wife as "Nanny McPhee." She won't think it is funny and you will waste a lot of time trying to explain yourself.

"Nanny McPhee"


Blogger nicolas said...

Also, never refer to your girlfriend as "Chuckles". In the grand scheme of things, this would be the equivilent of a Nazi Communist cutting down 6 billion acres of protected rainforest while clubbing cute baby seals and bunny rabbits.

Man, I heard about that one for WEEKS! Apparently, fat people are referred to as "Chuckles".

Another no-no is, when talking about the woman in France who got the face transplant and how she must feel, saying "Well, you'll never have to worry about it, because you don't need a face transplant".

Yet another no-no is when she says "I look hideous today!" to say "Honey, you don't look hideous."

I think women bait us into saying really really really stupid things. At least that's what I tell myself...

7:22 AM, January 18, 2006  
Anonymous Aardvark said...

I can't believe you needed to post that one. Funny!

5:21 PM, January 27, 2006  
Anonymous Steph said...

You mean Nanny McPotter Snicket.

and yes, that's horrible!

10:38 AM, March 07, 2006  
Blogger Jonny10 said...

Nanny McPotter Poppins Snicket and the Wardrobe

10:42 AM, March 07, 2006  

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